Here's What To Expect
All aboard Absolutely Knot, Rise + Relax with Heather at Sea - the ultimate trip for Heather McMahan fans!
Join Heather and her closest pals to experience a 'day in the life' of Heather as we take over the Norwegian Gem and sail from Miami, Florida to Nassau, Bahamas from April 13-17, 2025.
Onboard, prepare for an unforgettable adventure with Heather! Enjoy exclusive comedy shows from Heather and friends, be part of a live taping of her podcast Absolutely Not, luxuriate in spa treatments, and savor endless late-night chicken tendies. Dale!
Grab your favorite hussies and get ready to sip on specialty cocktails, mingle with Heather’s inner circle, and immerse yourself in a ‘Heather Coded’ world of class and luxury. Let loose, have fun, and enjoy every moment without worry. There are sure to be some surprises in store so grab your wigs, mumus and get ready to sail away on this trip of a lifetime!
Heather McMahan Standup Show
Each guest will have a ticketed seat to the show to see Heather perform a live Comedy show in our intimate Stardust Theater.
Additional ticketing information can be found here.
Live Taping of Absolutely Not
Heather performs her Absolutely Not podcast LIVE on the pool deck. Grab an aperol spritz at the bar and get ready to experience Heather in a candid space where nothing is off-limits!
Battle of Mr. Wannabe Worldwide
Experience the ultimate lip sync battle and competition to crown the best Mr. 305. Hosted and judged by the one and only Heather, experience this fierce competition and dance-floor domination.
P.S. While bald caps aren't mandatory, we highly encourage them!
Poker Tournament with Jeff
Jeff will be getting in on some gameplay in the Casino while sailing. You'll already be dressed for a night out in Miami so join him and your fellow cruisers while you play to win cash money! A Poker Tournament will be played throughout the week with the Italian Stallion himself joining in on the fun.
More details to come and signups will open closer to sailing. A nominal fee to participate will apply.
Paint & Sip with Robin
Set sail on a creative voyage! Experience the ultimate paint and sip where relaxation meets artistic expression alongside everyone's favorite diva, Robin!
More details to come and signups will open closer to sailing. A nominal fee to participate will apply.
Drag Brunch
Experience an exclusive onboard brunch curated by Heather, featuring her favorite drag queens. Indulge in delicious cuisine while basking in this fierce and fabulous company.
Trivia
Think you’re so smart after knocking back a few glasses of a refreshing aperol spritz?
Test the ins and outs of your knowledge and join us for trivia!
Bingo
It’s alllll a numbers game! Join us in the beautiful Stardust Theater for Bingo! Your favorite host(ess) with the most will be calling the shots (and numbers) and handing out prizes for the winners!
Masters Par-tee
Hole in One Hussies Party
Fore!
Experience golf's finest at sea during our "Masters Par-Tee" theme of the day while the ships streams the Masters LIVE!
Be sure to pack your finest white attire and get ready to indulge in links-inspired cocktails and libations as you channel the elegance and excitement of the Masters.
Dale on Deck
After crowning the new Mr. Wannabe Worldwide prepare to ignite the high seas and embrace the pulsating energy of Miami as we dive into its vibrant nightlife culture.
Dress to impress in your finest Miami-inspired attire and let loose while enjoying an evening full of flair alongside DJ John Stamps!
Wet N Wild
Embrace your inner cheetah print queen as we unleash a night of untamed fun and stylish adventure.
Whether you're donning your fiercest cheetahlicious outfit or simply ready to make a splash, get ready for a night of roaring good times and unforgettable moments on the high seas!
More Amenities
Along with days and nights filled with performances, fun and engaging activities will be a part of the experience, too! In addition to programming that we'll plan especially for this festival, guests can enjoy the following amenities on Norwegian Gem: